Ok, I had a really awesome weekend, and I'm going to post more about that tomorrow. I have some news about my progression in the excercise and diet world, but that will have to wait till tomorrow.
Meanwhile, Josh and I made our commercial law contract today. It's pretty funny... Give it a read... Yes, this IS for a University Class and YES, it is worth 25% of our grade.




Draft Contract

THIS CONTRACT: made the 10th day of April 2005 in Bedford, Nova Scotia Canada.

BETWEEN: Snoop Doggy Dogg of Los Angeles CA, hereinafter referred to as (Snoop), of the first part

AND: Colleen Wight, of Bedford NS, hereinafter referred to as (Tony’s mom), of the second part.

NOW THEREFORE THIS CONTRACT WITNESSES THAT, In order for valuable consideration, receipt of which is acknowledged, the parties as follows:

1. DEFINITIONS

“Week” refers to a standard calendar week of seven days
“Day” a day is defined as one calendar day.
“Small bills” refers to cash in sums up to and including 20 Euro
“Euro” refers to European Union currency
“Old lady” refers to the subject that is entrusted to snoop (Dorothy Higgins)
“Weed” refers to Marijauna in any form including but not limited to rolled marijuana cigarettes, or hash in either oil or solid form.
“Hoe” refers to any woman whose purpose is to promote promiscuity.
“Using weed” refers to the consumption of weed, including but not limited to smoking marijuana cigarettes, or eating
“Record” refers to a musical album released and recorded by Snoop
“Spinners” refers to car rims, made of platinum, and can spin. These spinners currently reside on Tony’s mom’s whip.
“Whip” refers to the car owned by Tony’s mom

2. TERMS AND CONDITIONS

Snoop shall be entrusted with the care of the old lady for a period of one week (April 16, 2005 to April 23, 2005). For satisfactory performance of the terms and conditions, Snoop shall receive the sum of 4,000 Euro, in small bills, from Tony’s mom. During the period of care, Snoop shall refrain from using weed, and or utilizing the services of hoes. Should Snoop be unable to fulfill his obligations outlined in this contract, a royalty of 10 (ten) percent of all future record sales will be payable to Tony’s mom. In the even that Tony’s mom fails to pay the full amount on the date of her return, Snoop shall be entitled to her spinners. Should the contract end prematurely, the contract will be settled by binding arbitration. In the case of force majeure, Snoop shall be entitled to 571.43 Euro, for each additional day (or part of) of old lady care. Under the liquidated damages clause, failure to perform the contract by either party will result in a one time payment of 10,000 euro from the party who breached the contract. There is no option to terminate early.

3. STANDARD CONDITIONS

A) Time is of the essence.

B) This Contract forms and constitutes the entire agreement between the parties.

C) This contract shall be governed by the laws of the province of Nova Scotia.

D) This contract is binding on the parties hereto, their heirs, executors, and assigns.


The contract and all schedules hereto form part of the contract
IN WITNESS THEREOF the parties have their hands and affixed their seals,
SIGNED, SEALED AND DELIVERED in the presence of

FIRST PARTY Witness



SECOND PARTY Witness



Date: April 10th 2005