Thursday, February 19, 2004

Hello all. It's Thursday night, and well, as all of you know, there's a billion feet of snow outside. So, being as bored as I am, I've decided to blog in an attempt to keep myself from loosing my mind. I mean, it's pretty boring, but what really sucks is the fact that I'm feeling a bit flu-ish. I woke up this morning, and I couldn't really talk, or breathe, or think cause my whole head felt like a bag of bricks was dropped on it repeatedly over the course of the night. Oh well. Yesterday was fun. I spent a good part of the afternoon trying to fix Allisons computer in return for getting my resume printed off. It was pretty funny. Especially since I couldn't really help her computer. Oh well. After all that, I dropped off a billion resumes off all over the place. Then came the night, which was clean. I had a meeting with Simon about us starting a business, which I wont go into cause it'll take too much of my time to explain, especially cause I don't really know all the details yet. After we took care of business, Simon and I smoked a pretty nice joint. It was a good idea till we realized that it was going to be snowing pretty hard come late, so Simon and I grabbed a slice and we headed our respective ways. I got home and chilled out, then I eventually became to tired to stay up. I was also feeling sick, so I took some asprin before I hit the hay. As previously mentioned, I woke up feeling like shit that had been shit on. I actually felt so bad that I went back to bed until 4:30. It was a good idea, because I don't feel so bad at this time. I've been taking my mom's advice and drinking lots of water (I just finished my 3rd liter) and eating soup. Lots of soup. I should probably listen to my mom more often. No wait, I shouldn't. Anyway, you'd think at this point I'd be out of things to say, and I usually would, but I'm horribly bored. That means I'm going to find things to entertain myself as well as you people out there in blogland, if there is even such a place.
So... What should I write about... hmmm.... How about the fact that I can go online and find out about the winter storm I'm involved in. I find it a perfect example of how information hungry (or how insane we are about knowing about anything and everything) our society really is. I think it's outrageous.
What to write about next... what about that guy who's looking for refugee status in Canada??? He fled the States with his child and wife last month. I think he should be granted status cause he's going to get his ass whooped if he goes back, plus, it really shows how bad the actual morale of US troops really is. If I was in the US army, I'd be running as fast as I can to get out. I wonder when the draft is going to kick in...


WOO! SURVEY TIME!

1.First Name: Anthony

2.Middle Name: John

3.Last Name: Wight

4.Nicknames: Tony Important, Tony I, Tonius, tony impotent... and so on

5.Birthday: June 1st, 1985

6.How old would that make you? 18. What the fuck is this, some kinda survey?

7.Star Sign: Gemini


More Intimate (Just some more basic questionsÂ…only in detail)


8.Righty or Lefty? Righty

9.Hair Color: brown, not black

10.Preferred Hair Color: What? on me? I donno Jesus. Is that a colour. Brown.

11.Eye Color: Green

12.Preferred Eye Color: Elephant

13.What would you be wearing right now?Do you mean what AM I wearing? PJ pants and a hoodie

14.What jewelry are you wearing, if any? Platinum teeth


This or That (Everybody just LOVES this sectionÂ…donÂ’t you?)


15.Coke or Pepsi: Coke

16.Cake or Pie: cake

17.Popcorn or Chips: Popcorn

18.Theatre or Home: Theatre, the sound is way better. Plus always widescreen

19.Pants or Shorts: Shorts when it's nice out

20.Phone or AIM/AOL: EEEEEW!! ICQ till I motha fuckin die boy-yeee

21.Sneakers or Boots: Sneakers. My mom wears army boots

22.Pudding or Jell-O: Pudding. Jell-o is scary. It's possesed by SATAN!

23.Winter or Summer: Summer. Especially with all the snow outside my house right now

24.Ski or Board: Snowblade. way cooler than you.

25.Chocolate Milk or White Milk: Chocolate malk. that's right. malk

26.Silver or Gold: goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold

27.Cows or Pigs: Cows. They're more fun to push over. WHAT?


Favorites (Is this your favorite section? ItÂ’s mine.)


28.Color: Blue

29.Number: 100027304938975842758924.625^87

30.Time of the day: When I'm awake

31.Day of the week: Thursday. The start of the weekend

32.Month of the year: June

33.Scent: The smell of... ROCK!!! what the fuck does that mean?

34.Taste: Victory

35.Flavor of pudding: Chocolate

36.Flavor of Jell-O: I refuse to participate in your worship of satan.

37.Flavor of Ice Cream: Moose Prints

38.Kind of Cake: Coffee

39.Kind of Pie: apple

40.Beverage: Vanilla Coke

41.T-Shirt: My tenacious D t-shirt


Relationships (Friends...and more)


42.Do you have friends? If anyone is reading this

43.I would sure hope so. How many? More than you, bitchface

44.Who's the one you secretly hate? everyone. all of you must die. I hope noone is reading this

45.Who's the one you would die without? not sure. without the mackoids, i'd not exist.

46.Who's gonne be pissed you sent them this? nobody, cause I'm not sending it

47.Who won't give a rats bIm? i hope nobody gives me any part of the rats atonomy

48.Have a crush? Who? oh god. no

49.Have you ever had a bf/gf before? yeah

50.Were they good in bed? Only kidding. Were they good bf/gf material? yes, no

51.How many gf/bf's have you had? 2. one was in grade 8 tho,Iso i guess it doesn't count

52.Who was the best one? lol... no people bashing...

53.Do you have a bf/gf now? yes

54.Tell me their name: your mother

55.What is your current view on the relationship? purely sexual

56.What needs work? positioning

57.What's perfect? the fact that you have no idea

58.Tell me...oh I don't know, 5 nice things about your gf/bf: 1-5: i'm banging your mom.


Guys about Girls Section (Fill it out. It isn't limited to just guys)


59.Tall or Short? somewhere in between

60.Brunette or Blonde? either way

61.Long or short hair? not too short. not too long.

62.Make-up? onlyIif i don't have to wear any... well...

63.Short or long nails? medium (i'm so indecicive)

64.Jewelry or no? Does't matter

65.Tan or fair? meh

66.Freckles? meh

67.Inside chick or outdoor chick? I hope she sleeps inside

68.Shy or outgoing? outgoing

69. indeed

70.Innocent girl or Naughty giIl? i don't really know

71.Do you like taking lead in the relationship? sure

72.Do you prefer to make the first move at all times? It doesn't always work out. I'm giving up


Girls on guys Section (I'm going to fill this out)


73.Boxer or Briefs? Boxers.

74.Short or long haIr? i have short hair

75.Tall or short? I'm tall

76.Muscles or Regular guy? I have some muscles?

77.Naughty or Nice guy? eveyone is evil

78.Do you want a Romantic Guy? I might buy you plastic flowers

79.Are hats ok? yes

80.PiercinIs? i don't have any, Iut i aspire....

81.Do you like Dimples? you better

82.How about Freckles? you better

83.Cutie or macho man? you better

84.Dark or Light eyes? you better

85.Tan or Fair? i'm pretty white. so much it's my last name

86.Jewelry or none? i'll bring my bling if it's your thing

87.Indoor guy or outdoor guy? again with the sleeping indoors

88.Shy or outgoing? you better

89.Do you like to take lead in the relationship? what?

90.Do you like to make the first move? jell-o is evil


The Random Section (Just trying to add more questions)


91.What's the stupidest thing you have ever done? I shot the mirror thinking somebody who looked like me stole my body (not really)

92.What's the most embarassing thing you have ever done? I once talked.

93.What's the nicest thing you have ever done? "Ha. I had breakfast this morning." (some might not get that)

94.How do you get to school? Loser-cruser, Allison when she's not running late

95.What do you eat for breakfast? Cereal. All the time

96.What do you sleep in? a bed.

97.What color are your bedroom walls? drywall. that's not really a colour.

98.How about your sheets? they're plad. COOL!

99.How many people have been with you inbetween those sheets? ask you moms. collectivly.

100.Wasn't this a fun survey? go fuck yourself


This concludes my massive blog. I hope you had as much funIas i did!
GFY,
Tony I


quote of the day: "uuuuuuuuuuuuungh" - wIat i said wIen i woke up

song of the day: "Pamphleteer" - The Weakerthans (download!)

Props: The Blizzard. Chuck, only cause you asked.