Friday, December 05, 2003

Aaaah. It feels much better knowing I can rape my practice exam. That's what I just finished doing. Man. I studied all day. Then at about 7, I stopped and went to chill with Paul for a while and we watched the latest blink-182 DVD. Mark is the greatest comedian of all time. After that, I came home and kicked the shit out of the aforementioned practice exam. Woop. After my exam tomorrow, I'm going to be getting Christmas presents for peeps, so that should be fun. I guess. Especially cause it's midnight madness, which happens to be the most redundant thing in the world right now... SCORE! A rant topic indeed. Anyway, that's all for this part of my blog.
GFY,
Tony I

Quote of the day : "I fell in love with a big potato..." Jack Black from the song 'Jesus Ranch'

Song of the day : "Obvious" - blink-182

Rant: "WHY ARE YOU OPEN TILL MIDNIGHT?" This is just stupid! Midnight Madness should be renamed 'Night of Redundancy". Why? I don't know... possibly because people already have enough EXTENDED SHOPPING HOURS!!! God. When will all this stop? I mean, it's not like they're going to make anymore money, especially since there's a sale and shit going on. I was going to go Christmas shopping today, but I didn't because I knew I'd save money tomorrow, SO, I assume some more people did the same. And when it really boils down, do you think any of the good stuff will be in the mall at 11:30? If it's going to be 'madness' I'd be in there early so someone doesn't snatch up the tickle me elmo or what ever it is the kids like nowadays. FUCK. YOU'RE OPEN THE NEXT DAY ANYWAY. I'm going to go to the mall and lock the doors at 9pm. It'll be hard, but I can do it! FUCKERS!
Man. Tonight KICKED ASS! Let's see, where do I begin... ok, so I decided to leave my last class of the semester early, and I had to call Peter. I found out that he was on his way to mic mac mall, where we decided I should meet him. This was the first mistake of the night. On arriving at the mall, Pete and I got some grub and laughed at the crazy baby who was looking at me constantly, as well as some crazy guy who made the most inconvenient order at A&W. It was hilarious... ask me for an impression sometime. Then, we realized we were absolutely FUCKED for catching the bus and making it to Bayers Lake in time for the early show of Bad Santa. So, me and Peter made our way back to HFX in time to call Allison and beg her to pick us up. While we waited, Pete and I picked up some Booze to enjoy at the movie, but we never finished it, so I still have about a pint left in my back pack. Anyway, once we got picked up, we realized we'd NEVER make it to the movie on time, so we called everyone up and came to the decision to play some glow-in-the-dark mini golf. That was HILARIOUS. I made a few hole in one's and we found out Allison had some 'odd' (although we were pretty sure what they were) stains on her pants. I played a bit of hockey and made sweet love to a wooden alligator all while playing too. I swore a lot partially because I was jimmied at the time. We then decided to go to Jack Astors, BUT upon discovering that the sign sometimes says 'Jack Ass' we quickly fled the scene to Kokamos for some wings. (actually we left once I realized it was wing night) When we got there, there was an acoustic guitar on a stage so I immediately assumed Tenacious D was playing, but I was wrong. It was some guy playing some serious classic rock. What a good guy. Anyway, Justin schooled me and Pete in a wing eating competition, leaving us in a pile of napkins and such. Good times. Then we went to the movie. Bad Santa KICKED ASS. It was so funny. I'll write a review later, mainly because this post is OUTRAGEOUS fro just being about my day. When we left, we realized that stupid ol' Pete (j/k) had left the window to Allisons car open. But, nothing was stolen so that's all good. There was thousands of dollars worth of shit in there too. We soon found out that Justin was screwed for a ride home, so we quickly drove him home through the BLT area. This is where we saw the sign of some crazy guy standing on a bike. According to Justin, it's "The only way we ride in Timberly". Awesome. Pete got a pic, I don't know if he's puttin it on his site, but he better. Now, I'm home, and I'm probably going out to chill with Chuck and Mike so I guess I'll type more later. Maybe. That's all.
GFY,
Tony I

Quote of the day : "Turn left you crazy ho!" - Justin, when we came to his street and Allison had not yet turned.

Song of the day : "Lee" - Tenacious D

ps-> The original quote of the day was "That's a lot of cum!" said by Jack Black on the D DVD.