Friday, December 05, 2003

Man. Tonight KICKED ASS! Let's see, where do I begin... ok, so I decided to leave my last class of the semester early, and I had to call Peter. I found out that he was on his way to mic mac mall, where we decided I should meet him. This was the first mistake of the night. On arriving at the mall, Pete and I got some grub and laughed at the crazy baby who was looking at me constantly, as well as some crazy guy who made the most inconvenient order at A&W. It was hilarious... ask me for an impression sometime. Then, we realized we were absolutely FUCKED for catching the bus and making it to Bayers Lake in time for the early show of Bad Santa. So, me and Peter made our way back to HFX in time to call Allison and beg her to pick us up. While we waited, Pete and I picked up some Booze to enjoy at the movie, but we never finished it, so I still have about a pint left in my back pack. Anyway, once we got picked up, we realized we'd NEVER make it to the movie on time, so we called everyone up and came to the decision to play some glow-in-the-dark mini golf. That was HILARIOUS. I made a few hole in one's and we found out Allison had some 'odd' (although we were pretty sure what they were) stains on her pants. I played a bit of hockey and made sweet love to a wooden alligator all while playing too. I swore a lot partially because I was jimmied at the time. We then decided to go to Jack Astors, BUT upon discovering that the sign sometimes says 'Jack Ass' we quickly fled the scene to Kokamos for some wings. (actually we left once I realized it was wing night) When we got there, there was an acoustic guitar on a stage so I immediately assumed Tenacious D was playing, but I was wrong. It was some guy playing some serious classic rock. What a good guy. Anyway, Justin schooled me and Pete in a wing eating competition, leaving us in a pile of napkins and such. Good times. Then we went to the movie. Bad Santa KICKED ASS. It was so funny. I'll write a review later, mainly because this post is OUTRAGEOUS fro just being about my day. When we left, we realized that stupid ol' Pete (j/k) had left the window to Allisons car open. But, nothing was stolen so that's all good. There was thousands of dollars worth of shit in there too. We soon found out that Justin was screwed for a ride home, so we quickly drove him home through the BLT area. This is where we saw the sign of some crazy guy standing on a bike. According to Justin, it's "The only way we ride in Timberly". Awesome. Pete got a pic, I don't know if he's puttin it on his site, but he better. Now, I'm home, and I'm probably going out to chill with Chuck and Mike so I guess I'll type more later. Maybe. That's all.
GFY,
Tony I

Quote of the day : "Turn left you crazy ho!" - Justin, when we came to his street and Allison had not yet turned.

Song of the day : "Lee" - Tenacious D

ps-> The original quote of the day was "That's a lot of cum!" said by Jack Black on the D DVD.

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