Wow, last night was disgusting. No, SERIOUSLY, it was actually disgusting. It was the first ever mostly successful FaxeFest at Dave's. Mostly everyone was jimmied. I had 3 golden beverages and was quite slammered. I had some good conversation with Steve, and I got repeatedly tickled by Jessica and Claire.(you bastards... putting me into the 'ball') Pentz was there and hammed as usual, and Omar... well he was nicely done as usual. Oh yeah, Dave had to take the DOS (drove of shame) and me, Mike D, and Drunkest-I've-Ever-Seen-Him Steve Harris went on an adventure. It started out with Commander Daniels and Myself assaulting the Lebrun Center while Harris distracted the enemies. We eventually flanked the team, by hiking through the woods and launched our assault. Then after Steve lost control of his spine, we decided to go get drunk food at Martha's. It was a very good decision, except for the fact that Steve was super smashed and constantly was trying to talk to Alex Mackenzie when they showed up to Martha's. After Steve sloppily ate his fill, he took off, and Mike D and I just followed the golden rule and stayed there. Also, we were quite perplexed by the fact the "An Evening With Kevin Smith" was on the TV. That man is Hilarious. Anyway, I went home after all that and passed out. All in all, it was a good night. I need to get factored more often. Props from the middle east.
Anyway, I gotta work today, but I hope that wont stop me from having fun.
GFY
Tony

Quote of the day : "When Gary told me that he had found Jesus, I thought, Ya-hoo! We're rich!! But it turned out to be something different." - Jack Handey

WOOP WOOP! It's the weekend for this guy! I'm having such a blast already. Well, not really, but hey, who's counting? Tonight, I was hoping to chill with the guys but, I just stayed home and recorded some more. ALLLLLLLRIGHT. Today was cool. It started off when I got some mail. Actually it was an award from a poetry contest. I didn't win, BUT I got "Editors Choice Award" and my poem is being published in a book and being read and put onto a CD. SWEEEEEET. Next up, me and Dave Rideout and a few people are starting to get together on some hot plans to go to Montreal for New Years. Yes. I'm stoked for it. If everyone can get their shit together it'll be a blast. Also, I ran into none other than Issam Yemen on the bus. He's so funny. Everyone should be like Issam. Tomorrow, we're getting tore at Steve's (tentative) and on Saturday, I work from 5-9, and then I'll be in search of some HOT parties to attend. Sunday night, I'm hanging with Nicole (I used to work with her) and that should be super cool. Anyway, I have to go, cause I want to call Chuck and see what he's saying.
GFY,
Tony I

Quote of the day : "To my way of thinking, there's nothing that can't be cured by a big ol' pot of beans. Except maybe bean fever." - Jack Handey (where do I get all these you ask? I own 2 of his books. In your face!)

OKAY! I've finally come up with a RANT for today... I still don't know how often I'll be ranting, but they'll be good I swear.

RANT #1: Fuck the fucking stupid fucking busses.
So on Tuesday, I had to go to class at 4pm. Usually, I get the bus into SMU an hour before my classes start. But on that particular day, I needed to go Downtown for a little bit, so I went down to the stop at around 2. Little did I know that on days where there's lots of traffic, Metro transit refuses to put extra busses on a specific route to ensure that things run smoothly. So I thought, oh nuts, I missed the bus is all. HARDLY! It hadn't even come yet. So I sat there thinking that it'll be by soon and I'll catch the next one. FUCK NO! THE FUCKING BUS DIDN'T COME FOR AN HOUR! That's right. An Hour. For a fucking service that is supposed to be 'efficient', it can sure take a long time to make a simple trip from Halifax to Sackville. 2, COUNT EM, 2 busses went by in the other direction before one came to get me. WHAT THE FUCK!! So the bus finally makes it to the stop and I get on and look at my watch and say "what took so long?" cause I was flopping mad. The fat ass driver then gives me a look, then just goes on staring out the front of the bus. What a Fucking DOOCHE BAG! Not only was the bus late, but the fuckers driving the things can't speak english. FUCKITY FUCK FUCK! I've had enough of stupid inefficient public transportation in this fair city of ours. I think it's time someone with a brain fucking took over how things are done. I've already sent in a letter of complaint asking for more service times along the 80 route during peak hours. I've had enough of the fucking metro trans-shit system. And that's my rant.
Fuck.....
Tony

PS-> today's post is located under this fine literary work

Wow, Juan Jr. is here. Ha! Man, it was pouring HUGE while I was waiting for the bus. Like I got so soaked, that my shirt darkened 3-4 shades. Plus it was cold. But things got better when a girl from one of my classes came up and shared her umbrella with me. Neeeto. Class was fun today... I found out I got a 'B' on my Micro Economics midterm! I didn't go to math because I had to attened a field workshop for my comparative religion class at the Buddhist Temple. It was very interesting. Enlightening even.
Anyway, I've realized that I don't do enough rants on this page, and I think I just might be ready to do some. I'll try not to insult too many people. LOL. Dave, you know what I mean. I'm probably gonna post one later tonight.
Well, that's it for now. This one was small compared to my last post.
GFY,
Tony I

Quote of the day : "When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water." Annon. I got this from Brizzles N/A message yesterday

AAAAAAAAAAAAUGH! I've Never been this pissed in a LONG LONG time. Blah! Ok, so my ultimate team was all on the field at 8:30, including the 2 guys that are on the soccer team and we were practicing until the other team showed up. Like throwing the ultimate and shit like that. Then, they started playing a game with another team, and they claimed that we weren't ready... WHAT THE FUCK! So, we tried to talk them into fixing the situation, but the stupid whore who's running the operation said, "Well, we already started playing, so there's not much we can do..." (or something to that effect). So we're all sitting there, flipping out. It didn't make ANY fucking sense. So, when we play her team, they're getting it, I swear. I don't even care if I get banned from the league. LOL. On top of that, our CAPTAIN wasn't even there, and she organized the whole shit-storm. If I was a captain, I'd be there all the time. Oh well, she was probably lost on some large open field somewhere, wondering where SMU had disappeared to, and where the field and her team went. GOD!
On top of that reeking pile of shit, I was late for my first class cause the fucking bus was super late. Like an hour. I was flipping out when I got on the bus. I was still pissed when I got onto campus, but my nerves were calmed and spirits were lifted when I whooped the campus alcoholics ass at pool. Then I ran into Kyle, Yan, and Mike and we were practicing ultimate for a bit (another reason I was pissed that the game was cancelled)
Anyway, after finding the game was cancelled, "Vancouver Canucks" (I think that's how it's spelled, correct me if I'm wrong) drove Allison, Kyle, and myself home. It was quite an adventure, but it was the most fun when Allison absolutely LOST IT and started laughing at the sound of her laugh. Kyle started laughing, but I was only laughing a little because "Vancouver Canucks", who was driving by the way, was loosing it too and we were swerving all over the road. EEK. And if that wasn't enough, Allison then decided to roll around a bit in the passenger seat and slam the car into neutral. LOTTA ACTION. After things calmed down a bit, someone commented on the likeness of Allison's laugh to "Tickle Me Elmo's" laugh. That set things off. I think crack was the culprit, but I have no proof. At least I made it home safe, I don't know about the others. I can only pray. LOL This is a huge post. I'm still pissed though, but I feel better now that I ranted a bit. Gaaah
Somehow, I wish a [redacted]. But not enough to kill her, just enough to make her BRAIN START AGAIN!
GFY,
Tony

Quote of the day : "If a kid ever asks you how Santa Claus can live forever, I think a good answer is that he drinks blood." - Jack Handey

Well, It's Monday, and if it wasn't a holiday, I'd be in class right now. Sweet deal. My plans got a little fucked today due to some wild communication problems that developed over the last 12 hours. But oh well. I still went to see Kill Bill, only I went with Paul instead of Rocco and Chris Madore. It was just as good the second time through, and there was a lot more to be noticed. Plus we got in for Free cause my old boss was surprised to see me! HA! Victory was mine. There's still no definite plans for tonight, so ANYTHING could happen (much like last night where mine and Allison's vague plans somehow managed to collide). I wouldn't mind a good shim or something, but if it doesn't happen I wont be surprised. Well I guess I'm finished for now.
Smile, You're on candid camera...
Tony

Quote of the day : "... and the Nile is right next to the Mids.... (odd silence)" - Dave Langelle, slaughtering Jizzles joke last night

Look at this, a Second post for today. Tonight was fun. I went and hung out with Omar, Mike, Paul, Dave, and the crew at the hatch. Eventually, we ended up at SAF's where onions and potatoes were thrown around and smashed in the streets. Along with footballs. I saw Cartmill and Dee, which was quite the surprise. I'm glad the boys didn't end up getting arrested. It could have been bad... real bad, given the situation. Just thought I'd tell you all what transpired this evening in this little town of ours.
Once again, GFY,
Tony

Quote of the day #2 : "I just wanna jang on her toothbrush." - Annon (not really, but if you heard the quote you'd know who)

Hello people. Turkey day came early this year, and it was good. Heh heh. I spent pretty much all day playing with my little cousin Nick, who is on his way back to Ottawa tomorrow. I'm gonna miss the little guy. Most of this weekend was filled with lego, toy food, childish antics and movies. Aaaah if only I was five again. lol. Anyway, on the plate for tonight, I might be hanging out with some people, or not. I might watch a movie, or not. Tomorrow is locked in as "Kill Bill Day" because I'm going to see it again with Rocco, and Chris. Woop Woop. I guess that's it for the night.
GFY,
Tony I

Quote of the day : "If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. " - Jack Handy

Wow. That's all I can say about this post. Last night was crazy fun. Shrew had a party (again, for like the billionth time) but this time everyone was back from out of town schools. It was awesome seeing all my friends again! The funnel made an appearance, which was quite insane, INCLUDING the fact that Pentz (again with the unknown spelling) funneled a Faxe. He was a mess. As usual. HA. Me and G-W (GEEEEEEEEE DUBYA!!!!) had some hot-hot garlic fingers at like 1 am. It was great.
TODAY was also a lot of fun. First off, I went to see the CPA football game with none other than Lipsit, which was fun. We rehashed some good times and made fun of Sackville. It was great. Then I went to work. BORING. Then, I went to see Kill Bill. WOW! WOW-WE-WOW-WOW-WOW! It is the best thing in existence on this planet right now. No joke. It was great. So crazy. Like exploding head crazy. I wont spoil it, but YOU HAVE TO SEE IT OR I WILL KILL YOU! Anyway, I'm having an early thanksgiving dinner tomorrow cause my aunt leaves Monday morning. MMMMM turkey. So to come to an actual point of this post, I just want to say that although I thought things would be different between all my friends, things just picked up where they left off, and I'm honestly glad that that's the way it is.
I'm done ranting for the night.
Yeah, you might wanna make a deposit to the Automatic Facial Machine!
Tony I

Quote of the day: "I'd call you a media whore, but I think it would be a huge insult to whores!" - Darrell Hammond from SNL

Wow! I usually write when I get home, BUT tonight I'm at Hatties, and we're all having a blast. THIS IS FUCKED. Me and chuck are Listening to KATMATIK! LOL. I sill have like 4 beer! Anyway, I'm having more fun than you unless you are at this party. HAHAHAHAHA! BEEER!
Go fuck yourself!
Tony
Quote of the day: "If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone."- Jack Handy

Alright! So begins a 4 day weekend for this guy. I'm bored and sitting at home. I hope Paul and chuck show up like planned at 11:00 or so. Otherwise I'm staying in for the evening. BOOOO. Tomorrow will be fun, as long as I make it so. I skipped a class today, and that makes me cool. EVERYONE should skip class. Ha. I'm tired. Oh well. Hey, anyone who DOESN'T have me on their ICQ can have my number. It's 91151356. yay.
I'm out, suck a cheetah dick.
Tony I
Quote of the day : "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes." - Jack Handey

Update: My math mid-term was a bit tougher than I thought but I'm looking at a 75-80%, at least that's what I hope. Plus my aunt and cousin are down from Ottawa today. The funniest thing was when the little guy walked through the door, looked at me, and lifted up his pointer finger and said "One!". I laughed for like 5 min. (I taught him the ol' one about 8 months ago)
anyway, I'm out for the night.
Tony

Hey World! (Or at least the 5 people that might consider reading this) I'm once again here at the computer lab at SMU. I felt the urge to blog a bit. So far today, I've managed to finish off one of my two mid-terms, and get my tuition all out of the way. It feels nice to have at least some of it done. Anyway, the mid-term I had first today was my Micro Economics. I was at least somewhat prepared for it, and at this point think I actually did quite well. I felt as though I kicked the shit out of it really! HAHA! My math mid-term is at 5:30, so once I'm done blogging, I've got to study it up for a little bizzle, if you know what I mizzle. oh god. My student loan jargon was easily taken care of, so I'm all set for tuition and such. Good for me. Well, I guess that's enough for now, I'll update you on how I think I did on my math later.

Yeah, you might wanna tell your mamma's-cousin's-sister's-aunt's-brozant's-daughter to fix her face.
Tony I

Quote of the day: "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - George W. Bush

Hurray!! I'm back from Frizbee. Man, we got killed. Actually we didn't do that bad. The final score was 11-7, for the other team. For only our second game, we did pretty well. Kyle is now leading in scoring, and we're just constantly having a blast. Any way, university is starting to take it's toll on me. I have 2 mid-terms, AND an assignment due tomorrow. RAPE. Oh well, one of them is a math mid term, which should be easy... well sorta. Anyway, the lyrics I wrote last night are looking good, especially because I already have some music recorded on my computer for it. I'm stoked. Also, I found out that two of my final exams take place on the same day. Fun Fun. Where has all the time gone? Oh well. A lot of people are coming back for thanksgiving, which means I'll get to see some of my old friends, which is cool. I really found that even though there's quite a few people gone away, I'm meeting new people. It's going be really weird to see if the friends I made over the last year will be around after all this. I guess true friendship is really just a test of time.
Anyway, I'm tired.
Cya
Tony I
Quote of the day: "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Brittany Spears

So, I was back to University today (I originally typed school, but hey, I'm paying, I'll title it like it's deserved!) and I realized that, although getting hammered and fucking around in general are probably the most fun things to do, having somewhere to go at a specific time and to have to be able to think properly is much more interesting then I originally thought. (Mega Run on... sorry Mrs. Walker) I lucked out today, avoiding 2 midterms, Math and Micro Economics. But unfortunately, I happen to have both on Wednesday. Also I think the rape continues tomorrow (tues) when I have many assignments due PLUS I have to play yet another game of Ultimate Frizbee. Woop Woop. Anyway my point for today is I've found that balance between fun and learning is best for this guy.
I'm writing non-mackoid music (GASP!) for the rest of the night, along with some late night soul calibur 2. Cya
Tony I
Quotes of the day (there's 2 today... It's my site)
1. "I believe that's referred to as the apocalypse" - Pete Mac
2. "Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever." - Mahatma Gandhi (ok, so here's the inspiration for my little rant)

Wow. Lotta Action. Last night was a blast. Hattie-Field 2 was a great success, especially since it was Keiths Birthday and all. So I showed up at Chris's place at around 5:30-6 and quite a few people were already kinda hammered and watching St. Mary's whoop the shit out of Acadia. Then, we started arguing about the new outkast album. After the argument had reached a point where every one was saying the same thing (before Chuck entered the arguement) we decided to get some football going. Drunk Football to be precise. mostly full contact, no gear. We tied. Then the party entered the indoors, where everyone was smashed, especially Brian Pentz (i think that 's how it's spelled). He was dancing around w/ people, and constantly trying to f ight Claire. I was very WHAMMIED at that point, eventually things winded down, and i stayed to watch some SNL cause Jack Black was on. Mike D actually got so wasted he passed out, poured beer on himself and then forgot about it all together. On the way home, Drunk Mike D, who is not the regular Mike D, ran ahead of us aand we lost all sight of him, but Me, Hairy Ass, and Dave K just followed the golden rule. Then i got home and passed out. The end.
What is the lesson from this adventure? Drinking is fun. I'm probably gonna jam with dave today, but who knows.
Cya
Tony
"I DON'T DO SHIRTS!!!!" - Brian Pentz

Yuck. That's all I can say. My shoes have holes in them, and i have a cold. Why does it have to feel like October all of a sudden? I had to wear PANTS yesterday. I hate pants. Anyway, Last night was fun, a new crop was introduced. It was a good batch. Really good batch. Tonight should prove to be fun, as long as stuff works out. I have to work at 5 so I'm hoping to get plans off the ground for tonight soon. I hate being sick.
cya
Tony
Quote of the day: "Your going on safari mother fucker, SAFARI!!!! (insert elephant noise)" - Rainbow-Fucking-Randalph from "Death to Smoochy"

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING!!! Wow, I'm really tired right now. It's 12:45pm and i went to bed a 5am. Last night was intense. REALLY intense. Jimmy, and shimmy and whammy were all there for a good length of time. Cooke was Cooked, Omar was not moveable, and it was all good. Even Jessica Diplomacy showed up to hang out with us. Cooke had to take the walk, and of course Action was listened to a few times. Plus a live vocal performance of some classic ("CLLLASSIC" - Omar) blink, including a long harmony session. It started raining, i had to book cause i saw something, but i came around eventually. We parted ways after 4:15am, and all made the walk home through puddles and mud. Good times. Shim tonight. I'm sorry if you know nothing of the lingo, because this would have made more sence.
"Everythings Gonna Be Fine" - blink-182
GFY,
Tony

P.S.---> less than 1.5 months till new blink. OOOOH MAMMA

Well! It's Tuesday the 2nd of October, and finally this whole ordeal is over. I HAVE POWER!!! Well, I've had power for 1.5 days, it's just I never had a chance to use it! So the hurricane was pretty scary I guess, but definitely not as scary as walking around Bedford when the power was out. Freaky. Anyway, we've been spending the last few days at The Hat's place hanging around (Hhhhang-ginc Arround!) having a few pops and such, but last night I was suddenly compelled to walk home at 2:30am. Given my current state at the time, I solely agreed with what I was thinking and began to walk. After reaching the Hatch, I had to decide whether to walk on the Bedford Highway, or simply short cut a bit longer on Shore Dr. Since I was scared shitless for some strange reason, I took the Highway, and for some odd but miraculous reason, as I reached the crosswalk none other than Mach-Mood drove by. He abruptly stopped the car and asked if I wanted a lift home which I accepted. It was the funniest ride ever, mainly because we had both been shimmied. Yeahman. Tonight, I'm getting really jimmied, so call one of the mackoids, and we'll give u the downlo on what's up for tonizzle.
Oh, you might want to fix your face.
Tony

OK, so it's now saturday morning (like 12pm). Last night was a blast. I had to work, but i soon found myself out looking for my friends. After i didnt meet them where it was stated, i headed off to a payphone, only to run into Nat! She then gave me a lift after i found where Chuck was and all was well. We went to the Fortress after we got Cooke, and then proceded to Sesh. It turned out AOK. Today, i'm gonna be jamming w/ some old friends of mine (Kris, Kirk ex. falsemotiv) and that's gonna be fun. I'm probably getting drunk tonight or something, so leave me some messages on ICQ, and i'll let you know where shit's going down. YAY. Till next time, i'll leave u with this advice
"If you ever fall asleep in a hollow log, and some guy picks you up and moves you to another city and you dont know where you are when you wake up... boy, I just don't know what to tell you." - Jack Handy

Tony I

PS-> Check out the messge board, you fuckface